seymoure | Seymoure's last name

After so many years and so much speculation, it is time for me to tell this last secret. He has been referred to as "Seymoure Butts" (ha ha, drollery) and "Seymoure Graves" (buzz, but thanks for playing). But the true story behind this nobleman turned sorcerer turned adventurer turned gravedigger turned actor turned soothsayer is a long and Homeric one. The whole story may someday be told, but today, as a Christmas present and possibly to incite a bit more speculation, at least the starting point may be given. Seymoure's true full name and title is Seymoure, Lord Percival St. Druid, Knight of the Bombastic Silence, Duke of Burlap and Defender of the Three Branches and a sub-station.