Try this one:
1. Post the most interesting exclanation you can think of.
2. If you were going to be a super villain describe your minion.
3. Give a short pep talk to a fish with self esteem problems.
4. What is the most disconcerting thing you have ever stepped in in your bare feet.
5. Tell us Why ____ should be killed, and how should it be done.
6. What was the most confusing stage production you have ever sat through.
7. What would the best drug of all time do for you?
8. What would be the thing that you could mix with chocolate to make it loose its alure?
9. Who never surprises you?
10. In the movie of your life who would play your mother?
OK, my answers.
1. "Neptunes Nauseating Nipples!"
2. A cute ball of fur with sharp pointy teeth.
3. What, it could get worse?
4. A still in use intestinal tract. (Not my own)
5. Rush Limbaugh, feed crow until he chokes.
6. A show called "Massive Trauma" about, I think, the Viet Nam war.
7. Make everyone understand all my ideas.
8. Uncooked turkey gibblets.
9. Dick Cheney.
10. Borden's Elsie.