Silly Sea Dogs Song: What Do You Do?

[seymoure]

A man at sea learns many lessons,
A ship is a school that always in session,
Solve one problem, you get a fresh one,
And one is worse than another

(Chorus)
What do you do with a sea sick parrot?
Even when he won't declare it
How in the world will you ever cure it?
When Polly tosses his crackers?
(End chorus)

That bird on your shoulder is risky business,
He's got nausea and he's got dizzyness,
& He's got an aim that's totally pityless
And you're his closest target

(Chorus)

You may think this song is silly,
Till you've met old Pirate Billy,
His bird's diet went willy-nilly
And then he invented tie-die

(Chorus)