New theme song to "Lost"

[seymoure]

It's time! To the tune of "Gilligan's Isle"
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of a fateful flight
For Oceanic Flight 813, Nothing did go right.
There's Jack & Kate & Hurley, he's a millionaire,
Locke & Charlie & Sayid and little pregnant Claire.
The island has some mysteries,
For Sawyer, Mike & Jin
And if you say, let's make a raft, they'll say, not again!
It's all so odd, what can you do?
Oh, by the way: 4, 8, 15, 16, 23 & 42.
There's polar bears, and the French chick,
She's from Babylon 5, and something big
that grabbed a pilot, and now he's not alive.
What's down the hatch?
It sounds like Mama Cass,
Are the others coming, where is Walt?
When will we learn at last?
They'll get home, we're sure,
To the land of snow and frost,
But till they do, we'll be glued
To our friends on Lost!