Let's see if anyone answers this one.

Who are you?
Are we friends?
If we've met, when and how did we meet?
What social event or place would you like to go to with me?
Would you kiss me?
Describe me in one word.
Do you remember a quote?
Who is Seymoure?
Who is Rip Jarvis?
Who is C. W. McCall?
Any of my songs you like?
Any of my songs you hate?
What was your first impression?
Do you still think that way about me now?
What reminds you of me?
If you could give me anything what would it be?
How well do you know me?
When's the last time you saw me?
Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?

(no subject)

Here's the rest of the story, if you want to read it.
http://superman.ws/tales2/lsh/