Sea Dogges & Seymoure Song

[seymoure]

DOGGS:
Drake & his crew, sailing the world
Everywhere the Jack's unfurled,
Sail for the Queen, 'cause we got no King,
But everywhere we go,
We see one ... strange...thing!
(TURN AND LOOK AT SEYMOURE WHO IS ALSEEP ON STAGE)

Drake and his crew, sailing the sea
To the edge of the earth and back
Finding wonders that just can't be
Bringin them home in a burlap sack

We sail round the cape, the Madagasgar
A far and savage shore
But when we land in Madagasgar
Who do we find....Seymoure


SEYNMOURE:
Allo mates, how do you do?
Have I got something just for you!
Wanna buy a duck? Wanna buy a basket?
Fill it with fruit, just like a casket
Take my stuff, take my advice
Take a little time to enjoy life
Enjoy the ride, enjoy the show
That's all for me, I gotta go.

(HE'S GONE. SEA DOGGES AD LIBS, THEN)

DOGGES:

Roundin' the world, with Darke and his crew
Goin' to places sparklin' and new
Meeting people like you've never seen
(ROGER SOLO) And the girls? hee..hee..I mean!
(THE OTHERS LOOK ON DISAPROVINGLY)

We sail the foam to isles of the Pacific
The palm trees and bread fruit
(ROGER SOLO)The girls are terrific
(EXASPERATED REACTION FROM THE OTHERS)
To not be too spacific
And who is there, waiting on the shore? Who else....Seymoure?

SEYNMOURE:
Allo mates, how do you do?
Have I got something just for you!
Wanna buy a duck? Wanna buy a basket?
Fill it with fruit, just like a casket
Take my stuff, take my advice
Take a little time to enjoy life
Enjoy the ride, enjoy the show
That's all for me, I gotta go.

(HE'S GONE. SEA DOGGES AD LIBS, THEN)

DOGGES:

Drake and his crew, riding the waves
Meeting the sun
And all the new days
Castles of Gold, in the new world
ROGER SOLO: And you should see those girls!
(USUAL REACTION)

In the new world, where the air is so blue
Where there is so much as fresh as the dew
Kingdoms and tribes and so much more
And who do we find? It has to be ....Seymoure

SEYNMOURE:
Allo mates, how do you do?
Have I got something just for you!
Wanna buy a duck? Wanna buy a basket?
Fill it with fruit, just like a casket
Take my stuff, take my advice
Take a little time to enjoy life
Enjoy the ride, enjoy the show
That's all for me, I gotta go.

(HE'S GONE. SEA DOGGES AD LIBS, THEN)

We don't know where he comes from
We don't know who he is,
We don't know what he's doing
What we do know about him is
When wwe told the Queen, what did she say?
She mumbled, "Dear Bother Seymoure"
And then she walked away!
Who ever he may be, the mystery is not drastic
What we do know is this,
(THEY TURN AND RETRIEVE SOMETHING)
He makes a damn fine basket!
(THEY EACH HOLD UP A BASKET)
END SONG