Here's one you ought to try.

[seymoure]

If I Won The Lottery!
One of those big ones. $100 million or the like.
The first 10 things I would do.
1. Pay off our and the kids houses.
2. Put a million toward filming "5 Minutes To Say Goodbye"
3. Put a million in trust for both grandbabies. It should double by their maturity.
4. Create college funds for all the little folks we know.
5. Help any friends with financial problems.
6. Buy our own Video store and Movie house, and show what should be seen.
7. Spend a mil financing research into the bouancy generator.
8. Buy controling interest in a TV station and program it myself.
9. Buy Pam every cookbook on earth.
10. Have a sandwich.