seymoure

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What is it you lubbers see when you look at the skull and crossbones? Singing, drinking, adventure? We who have been out there on the wine dark sea in the blackest night, when the wind howls like a souless banshee, and the lightning rips the sky and the thunder crashes like the cracks of doom themselves...we know of other stories. Tales of ghost ships and damned crews that wail for the release of death. But of all the whispered horrors there is none to best the two most hell spawned pirates to ever sail the seven seas. Captain Hemo and Captain Thrope
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Captain Hemo & Captain Thrope
More vicious pirates
You'd never hope
To see.
They'll slay your captain
And slaughter your crew
And if you're lucky
They'll just kill you.
oooo-oooo, blood and hair
oooo-oooo, blood and hair
Tell ya' mate,
You'd best beware
Fangs and claws,
Ev'rywhere.
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Captain Thrope and his hirsute crew
Pillage and sack
Like corsairs do
But when the moon
Is full above
To rend your flesh
Is all they love
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Captain Hemo's ship
Seems unmanned by day
At night it's unmanned
In another way
They take your treasure
Then comes the pains
As they drink their fill
From your very veins
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Neither the goblin Hemo
Or the demon Thrope
Will ever dangle
From the hangman's rope
They're passed man's justice
They're the Devil's crew
Just pray that they
Never shanghai you
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NOTE: Hemo: Blood
Thrope: Like Lycanthrope